Reminds me of this song:

“It was early last September, as near as I remember,
While strolling down the lane in tipsy pride,
I lay down by the curbing, not a soul was I disturbing,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side;

I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I dare not utter,
Then a lady stopped, and then I heard her say,
“You may tell someone who boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.”